Razzle Dazzle

It's all show business, kid:

These trials, the whole world

Show business

But kid, you're working with a star

The biggest

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus

Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em

Back since the days of old Methuselah

Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old three ring circus

Stun and stagger 'em

When you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder

They let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em

And you've got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act that's unassailable

They'll wait a year till you're available

Give 'em the old double-whammy

Daze and dizzy 'em

Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are

Long as you keep 'em way off balance

How can they spot you got no talents?

Razzle dazzle 'em

Razzle dazzle 'em

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll make you a star!