A Really Lousy Day In the Universe

Hey Mister, hey you

What are you looking so sad for?

Nothing, really, nothing

Absolutely nothing-- How about some money?

I can't refuse, I need new shoes

And some pants

I need romance..

What about you?

Tonight, after eight long hours he appeared

It was worse then the doctor had feared

And then the doctor said:

"I hoped by now he'd be awake

At least I thought he'd be awake, My mistake"

The I prodded him and poked him

And his mother started crying

And then Rhoda started yelling at the nurse

It was a really lousy day in the universe..

You love him?

Too bad, What are you looking surprised for?

We hoped things would turn out better

Things don't get better

They only seem to, then they don't

Don't be surprised, when life turns out to be

A trashy old catastrophe

Hey Mister, It's alright

Life is a rotten occasion

Let me give you money

Please, forget the money

Please do not insult me, I'm not amused

But its therapy!

I give therapy for free

I'm just glad to have a client finally

So I called his name and hugged him

But the jerk is in a coma!

And his mother hopes he dies if he gets worse..

It was a really lousy day in the universe..

They all are

They all are..