Opposite Song

(Barks)

Steve: Opposite?

You mean I'm wearing opposite clothes?

But... what's an opposite?

Mr. Salt: When two things are totally different

Mrs. Pepper: As different as wrong or right

Mr. Salt: That's what makes an opposite...

Both: ...all right!

Mr. Salt: When you're running, you go real fast

Mrs. Pepper: When you're walking, you go slow

Mr. Salt: Look up, the ceiling's so high

Mrs. Pepper: Look down, the floor is low

Mr. Salt: Run and walk

Steve: Fast and slow

Mrs. Pepper: Ceiling and floor

Steve: High and low

Opposites are the way to go

Mr. Salt: They said that opposites attract

Mrs. Pepper: Well, I don't know. Is that a natural fact?

Mr. Salt: But if two things couldn't be more apart, well that's it

Steve: That's an opposite. Day and night

Mr. Salt: That's an opposite

Mrs. Pepper: Heavy and...

Steve: ...light!

Mrs. Pepper: Now you got it!

Steve: Smile and frown

Mr. Salt: An opposite

Mrs. Pepper: Up and...

Steve: ...down!

Mr. Salt: Good one!

Steve: Happy and sad!

Mrs. Pepper: Exactly!

Steve: Good and bad!

Steve: Are opposites, you know!

(Blue barks along)

(Barks)