Ima Korean (feat. DJ Not Nice)

One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead?" "Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?" Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place It's planet of the apes Rucka Rucka Ali I'm a Korean And I'd like my Chinese food cooked right 'Cause they're not giving me the good rice And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian I don't like how my beef pork looks like And the last time I eat your food I got the Rice chicken beef tofu Now, I poop while I'm peeing (Hee-hee) And you might not believe I could fight I'm a white belt but I have two stripes I don't like all you little blue eyed, dumb, white Europeans I would like to just drink my bud light Maybe bomb couple thing in Hawaii And blow up the countries I don't like 'Cause I'm a Korean I'm not that nice (uh uh) I build a bomb (yeah) Then pick a country (you) And blow it up I work for NASA (cool) We look at stars (wow) You know Apollo? That movie is, good I talk like "Ching chang chong" Why do you drop on me so much, Napalm? I been trained to kill with my Taekwondo And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store (B-B-Bonzai) I like to play magic cards You heard of China? I was in charge of China-Town In Vietnam I'm still around (You can come through to play) When I play poker, I just throw all my chips in Hello, I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson I smoke coke, it's fun You think I'm joking man I made a lot of money from Pokémon I'm a Korean (Hee-hee) I think Michael Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys 'Cause in my country we can touch young guys On their penis (Hee-hee) And my wife is 13 and cooks my Macaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the street For a good, good price (10 years ago) I'm not gonna lie (Uh, uh) I like it rough (Uh, huh) Hillary Clinton Let's get it on (Woo) I have a missile (Uh, huh) It's very small (So small) It's in my pants (He-he) I can't get it up (Aww) I bomb New York (Oops) Better luck next time You heard of London? (Uh, huh) Not anymore (Aww) I bomb Iran (Yeah) Oops that's Japan (Not again) I made a goof Now I gotta start again I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari If I bomb your crib, yep sorry I'm a ninja warrior I went to Harvard, I bomb Pearl Harbour I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die Put your heads between your legs and say "こんにちは" Death to all, fuck the world 'cause I like Tupac Now the world must stop, 'cause of my small cock One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead?" "Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said?" Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place It's planet of the apes (oh okay) I'm a Korean And I'm not gonna beef with suge knight Because I think that if he heard my My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing I would like my Chinese food cooked right I don't like Japanese or the Thai I would like to see the whole world die 'Cause I'm a Korean (Hee-hee)