Lirik
School's out,
Christmas break
Home for the holidays
Eating lovely fruit cake
Off to grandmas, its so boring
Screaming kids and Grampa snoring
My ant Margret has lost her mind
Tripping on a train set
Have another box of wine...
Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
I must be a Santa clause in shuflis
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relative
Have a merry merry merry Freaking Christmas
Uncle Richards, he's a weirdo
Passing out pitchers of himself in a Speedo
My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflux
My brother's wife is really hot, she pulled me into the bathroom
I hope we don't get caught
Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
I must be a Santa clause in shuflis
The trees, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives have a merry merry merry freaking Christmas
We haven't even opened our presents yet (now it's time to start)
So ill fake a smile because it's going back to wall mart (wall mart)
Sweedy are you ok in there?
(Gasping)
Its gona be a Merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
I must be a Santa clause in shuflis
The trees, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives have a merry, merry merry freaking Christmas
Merry freaking Christmas
Writer(s): Jason Phelps, Jerry Lane, Mark Liggett
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