Don't Mess With Latexas

I know that I should just confess

But I don't admit to much these days

I was a monster once

But now I'm calm, now I'm tame

But sooner than later I'll need more

I'll try to behave myself 'til then

I was a monster once

But now I'm calm 'cause now I'm fed

You seduce me with your bottle neck

And vapid prose through drunken breath

Though you're half my age and half undressed

It's morally ambiguous

Still your speech is young, your words are wrong

You talk so much your voice is raw

I'm sure you're sick of sucking up

I'm such a sucker for a sycophant

I know that I should just confess

But I don't admit to much these days

I was a monster once

But now I'm calm and now I'm tame

But sooner or later I'll need more

I'll try to behave myself 'til then

I was a monster once

But now I'm calm 'cause I just fed

Your state is so picturesque

Your men are strong, your women blessed

Though I was taught to never mess

With the poison wells of Latexas

Your state is so picturesque (I know that I should just confess)

Your men are strong, your women blessed (But I don't admit to much these days)

Though I was taught to never mess (I was a monster once but)

With the poison wells of Latexas (Now I'm calm, now I'm tame)

Your state is so picturesque (But sooner or later I'll need more)

Your men are strong, your women blessed (I'll try to behave myself 'til then)

Though I was taught to never mess (I was a monster once but)

With the poison wells of Latexas (Now I'm calm 'cause I just fed)

I know that I should just confess

But I don't admit to much these days

I was a monster once

But now I'm calm and now I'm tame

But sooner than later I'll need more

I'll try to behave myself 'til then

I was a monster once

But now I'm calm 'cause I just fed