Nothing Good Ever Happens at the Goddamn Thirsty Crow

Livin' it up, you can have it all Pull more women than any two men or train can haul But my baby, she does somethin' Way more impressive than the Georgia crawl She blackens pages like a Russian romantic Gets down more often than a blow-up doll Why the long face, Blondie? I'm already taken, sorry I may act like a lunatic But if you think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken Keep movin' On the road again For months at a time Doesn't take half that long For men about town to forget what's mine Now my genius can drink in silence She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lies I know it's hard to believe a good-hearted woman Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry Why the long face, jerk off? Your chance has been taken, good one You may think like an animal If you try that cat and mouse shit, you'll get bitten Keep movin', oh