"Hello mom?

Won't you talk dirty to me?

Oh, It's been a long time

You never call me anymore

How come I don't hear from you anymore?

I used to like you real good

I used to like you real good!

I don't like you no more, though

I know who I am

I didn't kill no one!

I know who I am!

I know who I am... Don't hang up!"

(If you'd like to make a call, please hang up & try again. If you need help, hang up & then dial your operator.)

I got a calling from above

Get up now, time to make love

Thinkin' to myself; it's not so bad

Open wide, I start to laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Life's too short. Can't you see?

'Cause I'm horny, Horny For Evil!

I... Am... Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

There's nothin' you do that I can't imagine better!

Each ejaculation increases the death toll!

Hey baby... I'm on a roll!

"I didn't kill no one!

I know who I am!"

"What kind of a Christian are you, for god's sake?!"

We'll start to dance with [???]

I've got [???] it's a pleasurable thing

This is only [???] & will mean to me nothing more

Submission is the sickness but I got the cure

Now is the time;

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

Just when you think you know who you are

It's like a vice & it's squeezing hard

The pressure is on, I gotta do my best

I want it on but I feel impressed

I know your number & I know your address

Now is the time;

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

I can take myself anywhere!

Without makin' a mess!

I've got your number!

& I know your address!