Welcome to the Internet

Hello! My Name is Dickie Starshine. I wanna tell you something: Imagine you could be all over the world! Imagine you could be whatever you wants to be! Imagine you could meet who ever you wants to meet and imagine you could buy anything at every time! "But Dickie that's not possible. How could it happen? This must be a dream!" No! This is not a dream! This can be REALITY! (laughing) Ladies and gentlemen(t), boys and girls welcome ... to the internet. (...56k modem sound...) ... "Well but what is the internet?" Hmm. how could i explain?! It's electric! It's like we have contact through a cable. "Through a cable? You must joking!" No, I not! "Cool! Who made it?" I, Dickie Starshine! I made it for the people of the world. "Thank you, Dickie!" Not for that! Welcome to the internet. The old world is dead. Welcome to the internet. We never go to bed. Welcome to the internet. The old world is dead. Welcome to the internet. the future is ahead. (...cross flute solo...) ... Welcome to the internet. Welcome to the internet. Welcome to the internet. welcome, welcome .to the internet! (sighs)