The Magic Slapstick

(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) shuffle those feet (Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) spin on those heels (Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my-) (Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my-) spin on those heels Something happens when the sun goes down at night I use my power, a magic stick, to make things right I ain't no pornstar with a fast car eating caviar I just swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing I ain't no kingpin, kaiser, political advisor Gonna swing my thing with everything I've got Hit you with the magic slapstick when you need a little voodoo I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up Slapstick, set the dance floor on fire The flames are dancing higher, so dance the night away Oh, that's right Oh, come on One, two, three, four Play that horn, baby Ho, ho, yes Now, this magic stick you see I always have it here with me everywhere I go Like a band needs a singer, a saint needs a sinner I'll be a psychedelic swinger at the show Ain't no prophet or a pope or some preacher selling hope I just swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing Ain't no shamin' on a shrink, I (won't tell you what I think) Gonna hit you with the only thing I've got Hit you with the magic slapstick when you need a little voodoo I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up Slapstick, set the dance floor on fire The flames are dancing higher, so dance the night away Come on, sing louder, boys Oh, come on (Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) shuffle those feet (Swing my thing, gonna swing, swing my thing) spin on those heels (Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) shuffle those feet (Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) spin on those heels Oh, yeah, shuffle those feet Oh, the magic slapstick, when you need a little voodoo I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up Slapstick, set the dance floor on fire The flames are dancing higher Hit you with the magic slapstick when you need a little voodoo I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up Slapstick (swing my, swing my, my, my, my-), so dance the night away