Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow A coat to wear Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile And my dancin' bear Outrageous, alarmin' Courageous and charmin' Oh, who would think a boy and bear Could be well accepted everywhere? Well, it's just amazin' how fair People can be Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces All stop to stare Makin' the grandest entrance is Simon Smith And his dancin' bear They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they? Oh, who would think a boy and bear Could be well accepted everywhere? Well, it's just amazin' how fair People can be Well, who needs money When you're funny? The big attraction everywhere Will be Simon Smith and his dancin' bear Yeah, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear