Down in Mexico

What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, Hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy Who you could fuck" Did you not understand? Down in the Mexicali There's a crazy little place that I know Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce And the boss is a cat named Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna In a honky-tonk down in Mexico He wears a purple sash and a black moustache In a honky-tonk down in Mexico Well, the first time that I saw him He was a-sittin' on a piano stool I said a-tell me man, when does the fun begin? He just winked his eye and said man, be cool He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna In a honky-tonk down in Mexico He wears a purple sash and a black moustache In a honky-tonk down in Mexico Yeah (In Mexico) All of a sudden in walks a chick (In Mexico) Joe starts playing on a Latin kick (In Mexico) Around her waist she wore three fishnets (In Mexico) She started dancin' with the castanets I didn't know just what to expect She threw her arms around my neck We started dancin' all around the floor And then she did a dance I never saw before So if you're south of the border I mean down in Mexico And you wanna get straight Man, don't hesitate Just look up a cat named Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna In a honky-tonk down in Mexico He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache In a honky-tonk down in Mexico Yeah, como esta usted senorita? Come with me to the border South of the border That is in Mexico, yeah, Mexico city