Who's Driving Your Plane?

It was your father who trained you and your mother who brained you

To be so useless and shy

But I just replace them, and I tried not to break them

'Cause you could stand up if you try

Well, I wanna see your face when even your legs

Are just gonna break down and die

And who's driving your plane?

Who's driving your plane?

Who's driving your plane?

Who's driving your plane?

Now are you in control or is it driving you insane?

If I could wave a magic wand

And maybe you'd change back to being a blonde

And your skirt would come down

It would cover your feet

If I said it's not camp to wear a Tiffany lamps

You'd get thrown right out in the street

And I wonder who's driving your plane?

Who's driving your plane?

Who's driving your plane?

Who's driving your plane?

Are you in control, or is it driving you insane?

You could stand on your head

Or maybe sing in your bed

If I said it was a thing to do

If you're in with the faces

And their getaway places

'Cause they don't take no notice of you

Well, the trendy pacesetters, well, just called you a pain

'Cause I wanna know who's driving your plane?