Crazy as Me

I'm used to being alone Except for six month flings with diamond rings And phone bills that outweigh the phone This is the life that I chose I got no complaints if he is If he ain't, and if he is I guess he'll send me a rose Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key Some folks seem to think I only got one problem I can't find nobody as crazy as me I still love what I know I love to ride alone and sing a song and listen to the radio You can ride along And if you change your mind, well that's just fine But there's somethin' that you got to know Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key Some folks seem to think I only got one problem I can't find nobody as crazy as me Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key Some folks seem to think I only got one problem I can't find nobody as crazy as me