Diamonds Make Babies

Yeah, man, that sure is one big old rock

It takes up half of that velvet box

I know you've given this a lot of thought

You're gonna get a yes for sure

That thing is more than just a simple stone

It's got some crazy powers all its own

Something will happen when she slips it on

They never tell ya at the jewelry store

Yeah, diamonds make babies, and babies make mamas

And mamas make daddies make changes they don't always wanna

I know that you love her, she's one special lady

But I'm warning you, brother, yeah, diamonds make babies

You'll talk about it on the honeymoon

You'll both agree that it's way too soon

Next thing you know she's seeing pink and blue

Everywhere she goes

'Cause diamonds make babies, and babies make mamas

And mamas make daddies, make changes they don't always wanna

I know that you love her, she's one special lady

But I'm warning you, brother, yeah, diamonds make babies

Oh, yes, they do

Yeah, diamonds make babies, and babies make mamas

And mamas make daddies, make changes they don't always wanna

I know that you love her, she's one special lady

But I'm warning you, brother, yeah, diamonds make babies

Mmm, I know this sounds crazy

But diamonds make babies

Oh, good luck, bro

It's gonna be great