Pretty Bird

I was striking suave, ambitious Feet to beak, so birdylicious Now I'm vial, I am villain, and vicious, oh and malicious I was tall, a tv show, women too I was just whole, over 1 foot 2 Then the got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes That's why I am so evil why I do what I do He was superstar So young and vital He nasty A South-American Idol He's a suspicious bird Who sad that about me A very vicious bird I'll have you rotisseried I was the king of telling novellas The envy of all the other fellows Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious Common Paraguayan name He's a nasty bird I'm insidious He's nasty Oh I'm hideous He was hypercool I'm a cockatoo An obscene bird Yeah that word's true I'm a feathery freak With a beak A bird murderer You think you're better than me I never heard of ya I'm evil I fill your cheese ball with weavils I poop on people And I blame on the seagulls It was him He's a nasty bird I'm invincible He's nasty I'm unminceable I'm unwashable Unrinceaple Like an abandoned school I have no principal All of you Brazilian birds All 18 million birds I'll tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to make you Shut up now, shut up It's just me I will make you ugly too Ha ha ha Did you hear how dramatic that was With the end