Everybody Knows the Claus

Don't you smell the cookies he's baking Can't yo usee the belly he's shakin' Don't take a cokkie off that pan You don't want to mess with this man You've never seen this side of him before You know he won't be knockin' at your door Here comes Santa Claus Doin' all those good things Everybody knows the Claus Here comes Santa Claus You know he's a big man Don't mess with the boss Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong Santa wasn't this fat all along Until he started cookin' one day Don't try to take that turkey away You've never seen this side of him before You know he won't be knockin' at your door Here comes Santa Claus Doin' all those good things Everybody knows the Claus Here comes Santa Claus You know he's the big man Don't mess with the boss Br Crusin' down the air highway in his sleigh Bringing all the presents for the next day Don't forget the donuts His cookies and his milk are his pride Or anything that can be deep-fried Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy But you don't want to get on his bad side You've never seen this side of him before You know he won't be knockin' at your door Here comes Santa Claus Doin' all those good things Everybody knows the Claus Here comes Santa Claus You know he's the big man Don't mess with the boss