I Bought Three Eggs

I bought three eggs,

They were not square

They sold me the dregs

It isn't fair

I took them back

"Rubbish", I said

He disagreed

So I chopped his head!

 

Chorus

And then the man in the suit came around

And he said "what a terrible sound"

He said "can't you turn it down, down"

 

I bought three eggs

I took the bus home

I heard distant legs

I wasn't alone

In came the law

They said "you can't live"

They opened up fire

I looked like a sieve!

 

Chorus - Guitar solo - Chorus