Brand New Best Friend

Do you want some rice pudding? No, that's gross It was a test Almond brittle? Ooh, I love it the most Do you collect coins? Yeah, just in case Vending machines Become the dominant race I've been alone all these years With my irrational fears But not the vending machine thing That's gonna happen But now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend And it's me I've found a brand new best friend And it's me I thought I'd be taller I've been told I slouch I thought I've have both my eyes, you know? It's in this pouch, ouch Do llamas weird you out? Yeah, are they camels or sheep? No, no, I meant Lorenzo Oh, that's right, he played Meap Now I know all about you And you know all about me, ooh, wee, ooh And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend And it's me I've found a brand new best friend And it's me Now that I've found you We can be a duo That's right, twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz Coming at you Fridays