Santa's Got a Sweet Tooth

When Christmas came around this year It was a different kind of atmosphere No chestnuts roasting, and no more wine She just had me on the kitchen grind Had me sifting flour, 25 pounds an hour And creaming butter like you wouldn't believe I need you to tell me, baby, what all this is for 'Cause I don't think I can eat anymore, and she said Santa's got a sweet tooth (woo, ooh, woo) And he's coming down the chimney tonight Santa's got a sweet tooth (woo, ooh, woo) And I wanna treat the big man right My baby spent the whole damn night Baking cookies, cakes, and pies I wonder why? Later that night I heard a sound that didn't seem right I looked down peeking from the top of the stairs And you can guess who was standing there It was old Saint Nick sucking on a peppermint stick His beard was covered in crumbs But when the treats were gone, Santa moved on And my baby coming back to bed, she said Santa's got a sweet tooth (woo, ooh, woo) And he's coming down the chimney tonight Santa's got a sweet tooth (woo, ooh, woo) And I wanna treat the big man right My baby spent the whole damn night Baking cookies, cakes, and pies I wonder why? I fell back to sleep and had the most terrible dream My baby was in love with one Christopher Kringle No wonder she was making all those sweets I jolted awake and she was gone All of the sudden I heard sleigh bells on the rooftop I ran over to the window, and what do you know? She was flying off with Santa Claus Yeah, yeah Santa's got a sweet tooth (woo, ooh, woo) And he's coming down the chimney tonight Santa's got a sweet tooth (woo, ooh, woo) And I wanna treat the big man right My baby spent the whole damn night Baking cookies, cakes, and pies And I wonder why? Please, baby, don't run off with that jolly, old man He can't love you the way that I can He comes around, but once a year And scoops you up right outta here? No, baby, it just ain't right Flying off on me like that in the middle of the night Please, baby, I can be sleek too Oh-oh, man, what am I gonna do? (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho) (Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)