All My Friends Are Drunk

Well this was their idea to drag me to this bar

To get you off my mind

They said, "We got your back, 'cause that's what buddies do"

"We're gonna have a real good time"

"And we won't let you call her, we won't leave you alone"

Now I'm sittin' here by myself, starin' at my phone

And all my friends are drunk, the band is too damn loud

Some stranger's in my ear, no one to bail me out

The wheels are fallin' off, I'm missin' you like hell

I'm sober as a judge, I could use a little help

But all my friends are drunk, yeah, all my friends are drunk

They're bouncin' quarters in a glass, harassin' all the girls

And ain't it just my luck that they're all singin' out of tune

To your all-time favorite song

Man, this party sucks

And all my friends are drunk, the band is too damn loud

Some stranger's in my ear, no one to bail me out

The wheels are fallin' off, I'm missin' you like hell

I'm sober as a judge, I could use a little help

But all my friends are drunk, all my friends are drunk

It ain't even 10:30 yet, and all my friends are drunk

The band's just too damn loud

Some stranger's in my ear, no one to bail me out

The wheels are fallin' off, I'm missin' you like hell

I'm sober as a judge, I could use a little help

But all my friends are drunk

Yeah, this was their idea, to drag me to this here bar

To get you off my mind