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Children
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Children è stato pubblicato il 5 aprile 2019 da Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company come parte dell'album Hebrew School Dropout
5 aprile 2019
EtichettaComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LinguaEnglish
BPM75
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia

Video musicale

Video musicale

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I've been thinking about having kids, yeah, I think about it
My name is Esther, my fiance's name is Noah
So we want our kid to have a Jewish name
More Jewish than the both of our names
So the only thing we can come up with
If it's a boy, we'll name it Moses
If it's a girl, we'll get an abortion
It's amazing, it's a great plan
I've been thinking about having kids
But I feel like being a mom is a lot of responsibility
And I actually don't know if I have it in me
You know, 'cause you got your whole body
And then responsibil-
You have to wake up
You know, take care of 'em
It's hard
But I feel like I'd make a dope ass dad
Like I would crush it as a father
Oh my gosh, I'd be the best dad ever
Like during the pregnancy I'd be like
"You want ice cream? I'll go get ice cream"
Yeah, "You want pickles? I got you pickles"
Labor day would come, I would hold the hand of the person I love
As they birth my child through their body
I'd be right there just like
"Breathe, babe, you got this, breathe"
The baby would come, I'd hold it, I'd be like
"Oh my God, it's a miracle, it's beautiful
Alright, I'll see you two later, I gotta go back to work"
I'd be such a good dad
Like I'd come home from work every day
Give him a noogie and just be like
"Hey buddy, listen to your mom, alright?
Your dad's gonna be in his weed shed"
I'd have to have a weed shed
Very important as a father, I'd need a weed shed, okay?
You gotta have your lists
Written by: Ester Steinberg
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