Track Pant Thing

I was just doing my track pant thing

Looking like somethin that the cat dragged in

But when you know the people that are running this shit

You can dress like you’re going for a run in this shit

None of my gang wore suits to this bitch

We’re looking more crumby than a group of biscuits

I’m quite surprised that the cutest chick is

Staining the roach of my stupid lip stick

This is one of those rare occasions

When the bouncers see that you’re wearing trainers

And track suits but still let you and your gang through

You pissed off some well dressed dudes in that queue

Fuck em if they ever get into the fuction

I’ll be at the bar where the alcohol's free

And the horniest woman in the city of London

Is tryna get drunk with a capitol D

A lot of dudes lookin really dapper in here

I look like I’m in the the pub havin a beer

So if she leaves here with a tramp with a beer/beard

I’ll be GQ’s worst dressed man of the year

I’m gettin lots of hostile glances

I’m gonna blame it on my sports wild dancin

I watched it all go down for a few songs

Now I’m turnin up like my trousers are too long

I was just doing my track pant thing

Looking like somethin that the cat dragged in

But when you know the people that are running this shit

You can dress like you’re going for a run in this shit

None of my gang wore suits to this bitch

We’re looking more crumby than a group of biscuits

I’m quite surprised that the cutest chick is

Staining the roach of my stupid lip stick

Now she’s beside me shoutin

We run out of Merlot

I tell her not to whine about it

She said it was the Grey Goose vodka that made her merry

Now she’s drinkin’ straight from a bottle of Sailor Jerry

She’s fine when she says she’s been ?? for me

Then things get spicy like the rum she pours me

When she starts lunging for me

I realize she’s prettier up close

And just as horny

She pulls me outside for a big spliff

She smells my weed cause that’s the type of thai I came in with

The woman’s more that forty

She’s an oldy but a goody

It’s a boy toy story so she’s going for my woody

But ah, this is that funk right here

Coincidentally it’s the most fucked I've been in ages

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I should make her give me space like Buzz Lightyear

I was just doing my track pant thing(track pant thing, track pant thing)

Looking like somethin that the cat dragged in(cat dragged in, cat dragged in)

But when you know the people that are running this shit (running this shit, running this shit)

You can dress like you’re going for a run in this shit (run in this shit,run in this shit)

None of my gang wore suits to this bitch (suits to this bitch, suits to this bitch )

We’re looking more crumby than a group of biscuits (group of biscuits, group of biscuits)

I’m quite surprised that the cutest chick is(cutest chick is, cutest chick is)

Staining the roach of my stupid lip stick(stupid lip stick, stupid lip stick)

I was just doing my track pant thing

Looking like somethin that the cat dragged in

But when you know the people that are running this shit

You can dress like you’re going for a run in this shit

None of my gang wore suits to this bitch

We’re looking more crumby than a group of biscuits

I’m quite surprised that the cutest chick is

Staining the roach of my stupid lip stick