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Chintzy
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Chintzy è stato pubblicato il 3 febbraio 2012 da WaterTower Music come parte dell'album Merrie Melodies (Songs From the Looney Tunes Show: Season One)
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Data di uscita3 febbraio 2012
EtichettaWaterTower Music
LinguaEnglish
Melodicità
Acousticità
Valence
Ballabilità
Energia
BPM179

Crediti

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Daffy Duck
Daffy Duck
Performer
Porky Pig
Porky Pig
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ben Falcone
Ben Falcone
Songwriter
Damon Jones
Damon Jones
Songwriter

Testi

Happy birthday, Daffy. Do you like it?
Hmm
You've given me a birthday gift
You've really given my day a lift
Oh wow, a childhood photo of you and me
But I have to tell you something now
And I'm trying to find the words how
While your gift was thoughtful, it was also chintzy
I can remedy the situation
And you can avoid future humiliation
If you would just follow these gift-giving guidelines
Buy me something made of solid gold
'Cause this homemade sweater leaves me cold
Think in terms of things that are expensive
A coffee mug that says "My Best Friend"
Will find a new home in my trash bin
And if you knit me a scarf, I'll bury it in the backyard
Now pay attention
Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, not chintzy
Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, very chintzy
This gift has a hot date with my shredder
Buy me a jacuzzi filled with caviar
Or a diamond-encrusted rocket car
And when in doubt, try a briefcase full of money
Try to stay away from arts and crafts
I don't want your homemade bubble bath
And cookies are better when they're made by professionals
Buy me a ranch with a thousand longhorn steers
Or a mansion filled with crystal chandeliers
An M60A3 army tank
Would be met with heartfelt thanks
Because that's something I can drive to the supermarket
Oh, I get it
Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, not chintzy
Good
Chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, chintzy, very chintzy
Yes
That's why I'm setting fire to the photo you gave me
So I'm glad I could help you out
This is what friendship's all about
But the next gift that you bring should require a trailer
So before a new day dawns
Maybe cash in your savings bonds
And buy me a present that is not chintzy
Ahem, you still owe me a birthday present
Written by: Ben Falcone, Damon Jones
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