Bridezilla (It Only Gets Better)

Nobody cares about your first dance song

There's a good chance that your spray tan's gonna come off

Not everybody's gonna show up (Huh?)

But I guarantee there's gonna be a "you're kidding me" hookup

Somebody's gonna wanna get up with the band

And all your friends just sit when they should stand

Any shoes are gonna kill ya

And your brother's gonna shoot too much tequila

But if I could turn back time, I'd tell myself, "girl, just breathe"

'Cause he's gonna say "I do"

You're gonna say "I do" too

And it'll be beautiful

And no one cares about the weather

It's just one day in one year

One of many you'll hold dear

In a whole lifetime

Of taking on the world together, yeah

And it only gets better

All the cake and the costs you cut are gone

And all the weight that you lost you'll put back on

And all the things that drove you crazy

Are gonna be stories that one day you tell your babies (Tell your baby)

'Cause he's gonna say "I do"

You're gonna say "I do" too

And it'll be beautiful

And no one cares about the weather

It's just one day in one year

One of many you'll hold dear

In a whole lifetime

Of taking on the world together, yeah

And it only gets better

Sure, there will be fights and nights you wished you'd never met

But if there's a better man for you, you haven't found any yet

(And don't you ever forget)

'Cause he's gonna say "I do"

You're gonna say "I do" too

And it'll be beautiful, baby

And we don't give a **** about the weather

It's just one day in one year

One of many you'll hold dear

In a whole lifetime

Of taking on the world together, yeah

And it only gets better

And it only gets better

Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Yeah, it only gets better