The Needle

I am not a qualified physician And I don't want to give this injection I am not a qualified physician And I don't want to give this injection Dorothy is begging for trouble She insists I should give her this needle Darling one thing I you ought to know Don't blame me for where the needle go I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible, I can't stand the size of your needle."" She lie down in such a position It was difficult to give this injection She start holding on to the needle Making me so uncomfortable I said 'darling, can't you be steady, I'm going to have it done very shortly' She said 'Dr. Ring Ding I am sorry, But the sight of your needle frightens me' I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible, I can't stand the size of your needle."" She still wouldn't lie down quietly Constantly moving her body So I slap her in the face with vexation And keep on giving the injection She say 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain, I don't think your inside the right vein' I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told, The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!' I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible, I can't stand the size of your needle."" I pull it from that hole and start again I have the needle now in the right vein The needle's just gone in half a inch The stupid young lady start to flinch Suddenly she bawl 'It's working! I can feel the penicillin going in' I said 'You silly fool, look what you do The needle's gonna break in you!' I push it in, she pulls it out I push it back, she starts to shout: ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible, I can't stand the size of your needle.""