Alcohol the Shots

Dropped the clutch on this seven three truck

And tore out the drive

She tried catchin' up, but this ole power-stroke

Slammed into gear and came alive

They’re pourin' dollar beers at the college bar,

And I aint about to let that go to waste

Cause I finally uncovered that she had another lover

And it blew up in her face

Never shoulda put her on a pedestal

Cause my higher power is happy hour

And I’m about to cleanse my soul

Barkeep, Line ‘em up, Boys what’s it gonna be

Need one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

And that’s just for me

I paid for a double night at the double tree

So double up my order of Scotch

Cause I’m definitely over, never, ever taking

Orders from her

Alcohol the shots

Later that night, and probably most of my life

You couldn’t say I made good decisions

But walking out the door of that two-bit horror story

Got me followin' a new religion

No more honey-do this or honey-do that

For a tiny bit of TLC

Couple shots of Jack will knock you on your back better than any little country thang 

Barkeep, Line ‘em up, Boys what’s it gonna be

Need one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

And that’s just for me

I paid for a double night at the double tree

So double up my order of Scotch

Cause I’m definitely over, never, ever taking

Orders from her

Alcohol the shots

Alcohol the shots

At least I saw the signs before she became my wife

Now I’m calling my shot that the blonde at the bar

Is a real shot of life.

Barkeep, Line ‘em up, Boys what’s it gonna be

I need one Bourbon, one Scotch, one Beer

And that’s just for me

Barkeep, Line ‘em up, Boys what’s it gonna be

Need one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

And that’s just for me

I paid for a double night at the double tree

So double up my order of Scotch

Cause I’m definitely over, never, ever taking

Orders from her

Barkeep, Line ‘em up, Boys what’s it gonna be

Need one bourbon, one scotch, one beer

And that’s just for me

I paid for a double night at the double tree

So double up my order of Scotch

Cause I’m definitely over, never, ever taking

Orders from her

Alcohol the shots

Alcohol the shots

Alcohol the shots

Alcohol the shots