Crown and Coke

If I'm ten minutes late that's my way of bein on time

And I got a hole in the back of my guitar

But it still plays just fine

If I'm supposed to go east

You bet I'm headin west

Cause I've got no sense of direction in me

Gettin lost is what I do best

Yeah I'm a mess, I'm a mess

A certified wreck

I ain't royalty, ya know

I'm a different kinda queen

Don't need a crown on my head

Pour it in my coke instead

Sometimes my humor comes off

A little too dry

And I've got dirty laundry for days

It's pilin higher and higher

I'm probably the most ditsy brunette

You'll ever meet

And most mornins it takes me over an hour

To shake off my sleep

Yeah I'm a mess, I'm a mess

A certified wreck

I ain't royalty, ya know

I'm a different kinda queen

Don't need a crown on my head

Pour it in my coke instead

Yeah I'm a mess, I'm a mess

A certified wreck

Don't need diamonds or pearls

I'm a different kinda girl

Don't need a crown on my head

Pour it in my coke instead