There's a Hole in My Bucket

Uh, there you go Little Ted

Stay hydrated at the beach, yeah

Ah, hi everyone, I'm Hamish

Little Ted and I are at the beach

Put your sunscreen on Little Ted

Fifty plus

Have you ever been to the seaside?

It's pretty fun

Hi, I'm Andy

I've got a problem

It's the bucket again, uh

This story is called

'There's a hole in my bucket'

And it goes like this

One day, Hamish was relaxing at the beach

Mmm, this is the life isn't it Little Ted?

Just hanging out at the beach, no stress

And Andy decided to make some slushy, dribbly sandcastles

So he went to scoop up some water

Oh

Oh, oh, oh-no

Oh-no

My bucket has a hole

Oh no

Hamish'll know what to do

There's a hole in my bucket

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish

There's a hole in my bucket

Dear Hamish a hole

Then fix it dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

Then fix it dear Andy

Dear Andy, fix it

With what shall I fix it

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish?

With what shall I fix it

Dear Hamish with what?

Hmm, with seaweed dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

With seaweed dear Andy

Dear Andy with seaweed

But the seaweed's too long

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish

But the seaweed's too long

Dear Hamish, too long

Hmm, how do we fix that?

Then cut it dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

Then cut it, dear Andy

If it is too long

Cut it?

With what shall I cut it

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish?

With what shall I cut it

Dear Hamish, with what?

I know

With scissors, dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

We cut things with scissors

If you didn't know

Yeah, but who brings scissors to the beach?

There you go Andy have some scissors and say, "Thank You"

Mm-hmm

No

'Cause the scissors are too blunt

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish

The scissors are too blunt

Dear Hamish, too blunt

Hmm how about you sharpen them dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy?

Why don't you sharpen them dear Andy

If they are so blunt?

With what shall I sharpen them

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish?

With what shall I sharpen them

Dear Hamish with what?

That'll fix it

Oh, with a shell, dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

With a shell, dear Andy

You can sharpen them with a shell

But it sounds like it'll be difficult

You can do it if you try, Andy

The shell is too dry

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish

The shell is too dry

Dear Hamish, too dry

Oh no, what do we do when things are too dry?

We wet them, dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

Well wet it, dear Andy

Why don't you wet that shell?

Sound a bit patronizing

Well you asked

You're welcome, Andy

Say, "Thank you"

With what shall I wet it

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish?

With what shall I wet it

Dear Hamish, with what?

What do we wet things wet Little Ted?

Oh, that's right I remember

With water, dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

With water, dear Andy

We can wet things with water

Yeah water is wet, yeah

Good call idiots

Well how will I fetch it

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish?

Well how will I fetch it

Dear Hamish, how to?

He's just trying to solve a problem, Little Ted

That's okay

With your bucket, dear Andy

Dear Andy, dear Andy

With your bucket, dear Andy

Why don't you fetch it with your bucket?

Because there's a hole in my bucket

Dear Hamish, dear Hamish

There's a hole in my bucket

Dear Hamish, a hole

Ah

Well maybe it's just a little bit too hard today

For Andy to solve his problems

Maybe you can go and do something else with Little Ted

If you're struggling

Sure

Okay, that's fun

So Andy and Little Ted went off for a swim

Ah, that's an easier thing to do

Hmm, thanks everyone

And that's the end of our story

Bye, bye

Ah, little bit of peace and quiet

Yeah for Hamish

Not anymore bucket problems

For a bit, ah