Armchair Quarterbacks

Jaime said she got into art school Not gonna go not something she can risk to afford At least for her daddy's sake That's just the way things go here these days Meet me at the corner bus stop I've got something special hidden in my back pocket Conditional love and drugs of course A town like this man everyone's bored Here comes the next brave class of Armchair Quarterbacks Armed with their masculinity Pour it over me Did you hear what happened to Nicky? Kevin knocked her up and now she's having a baby I really doubt he's sticking around It's a tale old as time in a place like this now A place like this town It's so hard to get out Here comes the next brave class of gaslight beauty queens God bless that femininity Pour it over me I've been dreamin' of gettin' outta these streets This small-town baby, I think its gonna kill me Go on and kill me Here comes the next brave class Of beauty queens and armchair quarterbacks Get out while you can, listen to me do you understand Here comes the next brave class Of beauty queens and armchair quarterbacks Get out while you can, listen to me do you understand