#deep

It's about halfway through the show so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am

And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys

So deep that I named this song Hashtag Deep

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree

And take to the air?

Me neither

Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme

But the right words just weren't there?

Meat cleaver

The people in my life

Are like grains of sand

'Cause they stick together, yeah

Often near my butthole

If life is an ocean

I am a deep and handsome fish

A fish that's drowning

If the artistic process is a birth canal

Then I am a freshly jellied kid

Come witness my crowning

These thoughts of mine

Must be a sign that I'm

Hashtag Deep

If Jesus can walk on water

Can He swim on land?

Probably not

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat

Instead of on your girlfriend's face?

Me neither

Me neither

Have you ever wrote a song, note for note

And not a single note was out of place?

Duh

Hold on

The people in my life

Are like blades of grass

How?

'Cause they're all so grounded

But at least grass stays away from my butthole

Art is a harlot

And I am her sassy urban friend

Bitch, why you bein' so selfish?

If Mama is right and

The world is my oyster

Then I must have an allergy to shellfish

You don't know

How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead

Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head

Spend forever asleep

'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream

Hashtag

Thank you