Can't Dance

(It's gonna be so out that) Hey, hey Excuse me I don't mean to be rude, see But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving Tryna bust a move How bout we hit that dance floor? But first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice Then I'm James Brown in my mind And that liquid courage kicks in 'Cause I can't dance worth shit But I can do a little something like this Two steps to the left, two steps to the right Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff Yeah, I can't dance worth shit Some things just can't be taught But watch me give it everything I've got Give it my best shot Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All night I see you smiling You gotta give me props for trying I feel it down deep Bringing that heat Dad moves on flick Yeah, the flesh is willing but the feet are weak So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice Then I'm JT in my mind And that liquid courage kicks in 'Cause I can't dance worth shit But I can do a little something like this Two steps to the left, two steps to the right Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff Yeah, I can't dance worth shit Some things just can't be taught But watch me give it everything I've got Give it my best shot Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All night (Bring the drums in!) But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice Then I'm Bruno in my mind When that liquid courage kicks in 'Cause I can't dance worth shit But I can do a little something like this Two steps to the left, two steps to the right Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff Yeah, I can't dance worth shit