Corporate Soft

He gets on with life as a barman He's a jolly kinda chap He likes reading comics and playing football He likes to contemplate men But when he starts to daydream His mind turns straight to women Oh oh oh! He likes to use words like 'twizzle' and 'pickle.' He likes to use words about men But when he stops his talking His mind turns straight to women Oh oh oh! He likes to hang out with Katy and Helen But when left alone His mind turns straight to women Oh oh oh! He hates dangerous driving and burnt on cheese But he just thinks back to women And he's happy once again Oh oh oh!