If Heaven Is A Hotel

Well, if Heaven is a hotel with no checkout time And Hell is just a motel with smoking rooms Can I get an estimation when to book my destination? So sick of waiting for my skin to prune Yes I am, I'm just so sick And honestly I take either vacancy for a nonbeliever A single bed is all I need Seems I'll never marry or give a woman a child to carry One is enough mouth to feed Yes, it is, one is enough Oh, I fear the between of now and my day of dyin' Don't believe it when anybody says They been doin' fine So I guess I'm doin' fine An early flight or fall The fights' just too close to call Guess I'll have to see it through Stayin' or goin', there's just no way of knowin' So I went whichever way the wind blew Yes, I did, I went whichever way Boys, if Heaven is a hotel with no checkout time And Hell is just a motel with smoking rooms Can I get an estimation when to book my destination? I'm so sick of waiting for my skin to prune Yes, I am, I'm just so sick Oh, I fear the between of now and my day of dyin' Don't believe it when anybody says They've been doin' fine So I guess I'm doin' fine