The Ballad of Stumpy Ron (feat. Jason Volz)

Out with his buddies on a Saturday night Cruisin' around lookin' for a fight Livin' it up like back in high school Ron was the man playin' it cool "Become a man," dad said between beers Ron joined up for a couple of years Patrolling Baghdad just to set'em all free Grenade took his legs just below the knee You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town He's back in town lookin' to score His woman laughed as she slammed that door Mom had to get him this damn wheelchair Just a broken man in need of repair Out with his friends lookin' for love When he saw the one he'd been dreamin' of "A hundred bucks will get you an hour" His buddies pitched in for that delicate flower "Sorry Ron," they had to report "We're coming up just 25 short" Ron looked up with a tear in his eye "Ask around guys, give it a try" You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town Won't you help Ron to get his freak on Won't you help Ron to get his freak on Freak on! Come on! The mornin' wakin' up he was feelin' so strong She'd been screamin' his name all night long Ten years later she's never grumpy She can't get enough of that man named Stumpy! You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down Runnin' with the boys he's back in town You can't keep a good man down He's feelin' up 'cause she's going down Come on Ron!