Statistically Speaking

Statistically speaking there is always someone else In the rest of the world who'd do fine for me as well But that kind of thinking leads me only to pretend That life is one sick joke just a means to an end Out of all compatible you're the one that I found first So do I take the universe at its word Is it even up to us, is God putting us on Will predeterminism lay its fat fist down I wanna strangle who said that And hope he drowns his ideas in the bath Noncommittal shots of pain terrorized my brain Now we're sailing across an empty sea, baby it's just you and me I've built an app for us, so when sea levels rise We'll never miss another doomsday sunrise When you're magically making your way across the room With a big glass of whisky and Chanel perfume I wanna capture everything Every tear and every wet dream Noncommittal shots of pain terrorized my brain Now we're sailing across an empty sea, baby it's just you and me