Brought A Girl

I was throwing a party

Nothing formal, nothing rowdy

Little backyard string light, bonfire kinda night

Didn't send out invitations

Didn't have no expectations

'Til someone mentioned you were swinging by

If I was gonna make my move on you

Tonight was bulletproof

I brought my best lace dress

I brought my best wingman

Thinking tonight, I'll give this him-and-I thing a whirl

I brought my A-game box of wine

I brought the cold beer that he likes

When he walked through the door

I felt my heart hit for the floor

Pour me a drink or two more

He brought a girl

So I made mental adjustments

Had to bury all my judgment

Little "nice to meet you" hug and "come on in"

She was spewing off how they met

Blah, blah, blah, how he's the best

Yeah, for sure, thought she'd be me

Am I drunk?, 'Cause I can't believe

I brought my best lace dress

I brought my best wingman

Thinking tonight, I'll give this him-and-I thing a whirl

I brought my A-game box of wine

I brought the cold beer that he likes

When he walked through the door

I felt my heart hit for the floor

Pour me a drink or four more

He brought a girl

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose

No stopping me from cutting loose

'Cause I brought my best lace dress

I brought my best wingman

Thinking tonight, I'll give this him-and-I thing a whirl

I brought my A-game box of wine

I brought the shit beer that he likes

When he walked through the door

I felt my heart hit the floor

Pour me a drink or ten more

'Til it's easy to ignore

He brought a girl, ugh