Kentucky Fried Christmas

It's a Kentucky fried Christmas

Come on down

Where the lights stay up on the porch year round

It's a John Deer tractor sleigh bell ride

And there's no such thing as a silent night

In the bluegrass state, it's a state of mind

And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

From Louisville to Harlan

It's time to deck the halls

With Charlie Brown and Jesus

Front yard inflatables

Get a turkey from the Walmarts

Last minute presents and cards

We do things different round here

It's a Kentucky fried Christmas

Come on down

Where the lights stay up on the porch year round

It's a John Deer tractor sleigh bell ride

And there's no such thing as a silent night

In the bluegrass state, it's a state of mind

And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

Loretta Lynn and Ricky spinning on the vinyl

Daddy reading stories from the family Bible

See the stars and the moon shine

On a cold December night

We do things different round here

It's a Kentucky fried Christmas

Come on down

Where the lights stay up on the porch year round

It's a John Deer tractor sleigh bell ride

And there's no such thing as a silent night

In the bluegrass state, it's a state of mind

And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried

Jingle bells, Colonel Clause

Home grown all the way

Oh, what fun it is eat

Hot browns on Christmas Day

Bells on wild cats ring

Eating pecan pie

Oh, what fun it is to add some slide

It's a Kentucky fried Christmas

Come on down

Where the lights stay up on the porch year round

It's a John Deer tractor sleigh bell ride

And there's no such thing as a silent night

In the bluegrass state, it's a state of mind

And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried