I'm in Trouble Now

I'm at the end of the rope

I'm at the end of the line

I'm at the end of the rope

I'm feeling so fine

I'm trapped in a cage

My granny's under the bed

I'm trapped in a cage

Don't tell Uncle Eddie to sleep at night when he snores

I'm full of testosterone

I'm a girl on the weekends

I summon an ice cream truck

I'm full of testosterone

I'm a girl on the weekend

I clear my throat and I recite the ghastly prayer of age

I'm the saviour of the Northland

I'm a Canadian, I'm pretty good at hockey, hockey

That's a game better than curling

But not as good as shuffleboard