Two Birds with One Stone

You swore everyone would blame him

And that you could easily frame him

But your plot

Was all for nought

Why am I flanked by fools?

Idiots and women

Who won't play by my rules

First there was the butcher's wife

And now this Elsie Vale

Why must my quest to find a wife

Always, always fail?

O, dear God up above

Why did you make me

So difficult to love?

Why do I want the women

Who don't want me?

I only want the women

Who don't want me

I have to have the women

Who don't want me

And thus it always ends in tragedy

Well, well, well

Perhaps we've found a winner

I must say she's intriguing

This Melissa Skinner

I believe she goes by Gimble

Perhaps this all will turn out for the best

Maybe this one will be smarter than the rest

And I will no longer be alone

Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone

Maybe we can kill two birds with one, birds with one

Birds with one stone