Good Enough to Eat

Mr. Blight, Mr. Blight

You are in for such a treat

I have got some little doves

Darling sprouts, hereabouts

That I'd love for you to meat

Step right up sir!

Welcome to Blight's Butcher Shop

What can we get for you today

Have you any...ham?

Oh, courtesy of Sam!

How about...veal? (Yes, thanks to Camille)

Kidney? (Sydney)

Belly? (Kelly)

Lamb? (That's Pam with some jam or mint jelly)

I'd like some ground beef

Well, then sir, you're in luck

Which do you prefer?

We've got Patty or Chuck

Have you any mutton?

That would be Sutton

Perhaps some foie gras

Voila, c'est Francois

Baloney

Tony

Salami

Tommy

And we've also got Reuben if you like pastrami

But do you have mincemeat?

Well, since meat is sparse

We've got Vince meat instead

Sliced right off his a-

Miss Codwell, please! There are children present

Not for long

No, because we're gonna kill them and sell them as meat

Ain't got no dad

Ain't got mum

But are they sad?

Or are they glum?

No, they confront a world that's vile and mean

With the sweetest smiles you've ever seen

Oh, they're good enough to eat

A job well done (A job well done)

Is oh so rare (is oh so rare)

When sun to sun (When sun to sun)

The cupboard's bare (So bare)

Before these darlings get much thinner

I think we ought to make them dinner

Ooh, they're good enough to eat

Supper time!

Careful, ooh, could take an eye out

We may not be respectable

But we are so delectable

Don't mean to be presumptuous

But truth is, we are scrumptious

Cakes and candies ain't half as sweet

Ooh, we're good enough to eat

Ain't got no dad (We may not be respectable)

Ain't got mum (But we are so delectable)

But are they sad? (Don't mean to be presumptuous)

Or are they glum, so glum? (But truth is, we are scrumptious)

No, they confront a world that's vile and mean (Cakes and candies ain't half as sweet)

With the sweetest smiles you've ever seen

Oh, they're good enough to eat

When times is hard (When times is hard)

You must make do (You must make do)

All out of lard? (All out of lard?)

Try Mary Lou (And try her brother too)

Yes, when you lack a key ingredient

Substitutes become expedient

Ooh, they're good enough

Though they're kinda tough

Ooh, they're good enough to eat (Enough to eat)

(Enough to eat)

Eat, darn ya, eat!