I asked
How many apples can I
Eat and still be skinny
You said quite a few
I said, yeah but how many
I don't want to grow up or
Do what other girls do
Will you take me to Walmart
Let me pick out boys shoes
Let me pick out boys shoes
Let me pick out boys shoes
Let me pick out boys shoes
Let me pick out boys shoes
Let me pick out boys shoes
I swear I'll bust this game wide open
If you choose me for your team
I'm way faster than Kurt is
And way better at blocking
I feel sorry for the angels
They're all stuck up in heaven
Forced to sing his praises
When he's so overrated
He's so overrated
He's so overrated
He's so overrated
He's so overrated
He's so overrated
The sun is setting on the mountain
The snakes are all in trouble
They better find a warm place
To heat their freezing bodies
My daddy's coming for them
He really tries to kill them
It's not because he's brave, though
It's because he's afraid
It's because he's afraid
It's because he's afraid
It's because he's afraid
