Bad Friend

Though I can't promise you every hour of every day

I need to feed the kids and take them to the park to play

They say it's impossible to be everything for everyone

All I can say is that

I'll have your back for your panic attacks

And though I'm a bad friend

Yes, I've been a really bad slack friend

Just know I'm well-meaning

And I'll be there at the end

Oh, yes, I'm a bad friend

But maybe bad friends are still friends

Just know you're a good friend

And that I'll be there at the end

Though it's a struggle when you can't take everyone away

On a caravan holiday

To the western edge of Wales

Just know it was raining

And the beer was warm, and the chips were wet

And you were missed a lot

And we took selfies in your name

And though I'm a bad friend

Yes, I'm a really bad slack friend

Just know I'm well-meaning

And I'll be there at the end

Oh, yes, I'm a bad friend

But maybe bad friends are still friends

And better than an enemy

And I will be there at the end

All those good times that we shared upon the road

All those struggles disappear

All those troubles in the world in relief

Given friendship, never shiver

You know I'm as reliable as asking a seal to deliver the post

Or a random Pokémon to remember the number of your phone

And though I'm a bad friend

Yes, I'm a really, really bad friend

Just know I'm well-meaning

And I'm still here at the end