Alcohol

Hey Bartender, pour me some dark liquor Had a hell of a day and I couldn't hit the bar quicker It's unhealthy, my friends try to help me But I'd rather listen to what Jim, Jack, and Jose tell me Give me that one, and that one and that one too Forty and fifty, a hundred proof All the pressures of society givin' me anxiety Sobriety just won't do So give me all of your alcohol Tequila and lime, whiskey on ice And every one of my problems is solved Give me all your alcohol A little bourbon and rye 'til the barrel is dry And I'ma worry 'bout the heartache tomorrow So give me all, all, all Your alcohol-ol-ol Bartender, my broken-heart mender Don't worry about my tab, I'ma max out the card spender I'm not cryin', promise I'm not cryin' I'm allergic to B.S. and I cure it with shot buyin' For you and for you and for you and you Forty and fifty, a hundred proof I needed some variety, hole-in-the-wall psychiatry Sobriety, it just won't do So give me all of your alcohol Tequila and lime, whiskey on ice And every one of my problems is solved Give me all your alcohol (oh-oh) A little bourbon and rye 'til the barrel is dry And I'ma worry 'bout the heartache tomorrow So give me all, all, all Your alcohol-ol-ol Open wide and say "A-a-a-a, a-a-alcohol" (ah-ah) Hey, open wide and say "A-a-a-a, a-a-alcohol" (give me all the alcohol) Hey, everybody say "A-a-a-a, a-a-alcohol" (hee) Yeah, open wide and say "A-a-a-a, a-a-alcohol" So give me all of your alcohol (is that the right one?) Tequila and lime, whiskey on ice And every one of my problems is solved Give me all your alcohol (alcohol, hey) A little bourbon and rye 'til the barrel is dry And I'ma worry 'bout the heartache tomorrow So give me all, all, all (ah) Your alcohol-ol-ol Give me all, all, all Your alcohol-ol-ol (Hm-hm-hmm) Cool