Groundskeeper

I took a test to find work that'd be right for me

Cause Jimmy John said I'd lost my mind

I never thought I'd apologize to him

I'll be a groundskeeper

I'll simmer down

I'll drive my lawnmower straight through the town square

I'll be an undertaker

I'll take your blood

I'll be a crypt keeper telling you tales from the hood

A chromed out Zebra gallivants up to me

Oh she's so bright how she burns my eyes

She tells us Hammer this land needs caring for

I'll be a groundskeeper

I'll simmer down

I'll drive my lawnmower straight through the town square

I'll be an undertaker

I'll take your blood

I'll be a crypt keeper telling you tales from the hood

Groundskeeper

I'll be a groundskeeper

I'll simmer down

I'll drive my lawnmower straight through the town square

I'll be an undertaker

I'll take you home

I'll be your crypt keeper so you're not alone