Better Not Honky Tonk In Texas

We left our home down under

Headed for the land of the free

We touched down in Texas

On our way to Tennessee

Well the first Three days

Is just a haze

Of memories that wont last

Cause that Honky Tonk

In Silsbee kicked our ass

If you don't want to dance

A Two-step every time

You hear George Strait

If you don't get hot about drinkin'

Shots from a pickup truck tailgate

And if you're not prepared

To pledge allegiance

To the Lonestar state

You better not Honky Tonk in Texas

We made it into Cow Town

Somewhere around day Four

For a hair of the dog at Billy Bob's

Nd a killer backstage tour

Yeah then we hustled on over to Kenney

Where we made a few new friends

But that one horse town

Done kicked our ass again

If you don't want to dance

A Two-step every time

You hear George Strait

If you don't get hot about drinkin'

Shots from a pickup truck tailgate

And if you're not prepared

To pledge allegiance

To the Lonestar state

You better not Honky Tonk in Texas

If you don't want to dance

A Two-step every time

You hear George Strait

If you don't get hot about drinkin'

Shots from a pickup truck tailgate

And if you're not prepared

To pledge allegiance

To the Lonestar state

You better not Honky Tonk

From Amarillo to Galveston

You better not Honky Tonk in Texas