Revenge Party

Cady, don't be sorry

Now you know Regina George is not your friend

We are your friends, and we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?

They got your back and they are fun to be around (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

When someone hurts you

Then they attack and grind your foe into the ground (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

Imagine a party with dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half

And this time it'll take

Now that's a party

It's a revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody's head on a spike

Whoa, whoa

It's a revenge party

With your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

I'll bring the glowsticks

I'll bring balloons

And we'll have chocolate ice cream cones (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

I'll be the DJ spinning the tunes

On a turntable made of her bones

We'll get a piñata 'cause that would be fun

And play dress up and Barbies and tag

And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun

Then we'll stuff her remains in a bag

And throw 'em in the river

A revenge party

A party that ends

With entrails all over the lawn

A revenge party

With your two best friends

And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yes, bitch!

I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yes, bitch

What's Regina doing?

What's Regina wearing?

Is she back with Aaron?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody crushed and alone

And ugly crying

A revenge party

With your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge, it's what we're throwing

What's Regina eating?

God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

At every party there might be a low

Where the energy dips (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

You might be thinking

"It's late, we should go, and they ran out of chips"

No

I can't even watch when she touches his hair

And I've watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry, Gretchen, I swear

We'll get our party now

One candy cane, please

A revenge party

A party that ends

With lions in a Roman arena

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Oh-ho-ho, Candy Cane Gram for Shane Omen (She has everything)

And one for Cady Heron (She gets everything)

Four for Glen Coco? You go, Glen Coco (Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco)

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?

Oh, it's from (Regina, Regina, Regina)

"Thanks for being such a great best friend"

It's a revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody's head on a spike

A revenge party

With your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like

A party with revenge (With revenge, with revenge)

Is what it's like