The Devil drives a Prius, Swear on momma's grave Drives like an old lady, Saw him just the other day The Devil drives a Prius, Drives just way too slow Stopping all the traffic, Going bout 10 below

  It was a sunny afternoon driving Highway 64

 Speed limit at 70 got my pedal to the floor Up ahead in the left lane going about 55 A bright red Prius about to ruin my ride

The Devil drives a Prius, Swear on momma's grave Drives like an old lady, Saw him just the other day The Devil drives a Prius, Drives just way too slow Stopping all the traffic, Going bout 10 below

I pulled up on his bumper but couldn't see inside

Tried to get around him, I just kept on trying

No matter how close I got he wouldn't budge an inch Tried to pass but a southbound convoy had me in a pinch

The Devil drives a Prius, Swear on momma's grave Drives like an old lady, Saw him just the other day The Devil drives a Prius, Drives just way too slow Stopping all the traffic, Going bout 10 below

I was laying on my horn calling him a dumb bitch

When I finally pulled beside himdamn I was pissed

I raised my finger out the window to show that bastard up But he just kept on driving ignoring my angry buzz

Finally he looked over but must've changed his shape From a fiery-reddish monster to a 90-pound old lady

As I passed I could hear, a dark voice it hissed

He said I'll see you soon my son, your soul it's on my list

    

The Devil drives a Prius, Swear on momma's grave Drives like an old lady, Saw him just the other day