A typical little hipster, self-entitled vegan type

Sure of his worth, was giving me the evil eye on the bus

Cause I was eating chicken, then the little pansy decides to start bitching

Oh my god, how can you eat animals

I don't know, dawg, maybe cause I have some balls

He took it like a bitch and got off at the next stop

I just sat back, wishing I'd have cut his head off

Yo

Kicking it with a midget and a little bit of angel dust

Hearing death call, hoping that he came for us

I'm tripping hard. I can't tell what's really happening or am I really in a shell's clutch

Hella tough trying to keep in touch. Suddenly it all becomes too much

I grab my chainsaw and look at the midget who's in dead shock 'cause he knows

I'ma cut his head off

Gym class. This chick with a big ass, nice round tits and a face you could kiss back

Getting a little flattered when she's flirting with me

An hour from now, I'll have her working my D

I'm determined, thinking I'll easily get up her skirt then

Get on my feet in a minute and hit the bitch up only when I deserve it

So I try to make a move, but then she says stop. Bad move, bitch, time to cut your head off

I knew a meth head. We called him Bronson. We could've saw the signs. We could've stopped him

But it doesn't matter cause now Bronson's in a cemetery

With his head sewn on 'cause he was fond of always telling fairy tales

Lied to get by. Tried to lie one night then winds up with a nine in his eye

I could've stopped there, but I just kept on trying blades and knives to finally pry this tweaker's head off

Medical edible vendors will be happy to sell you the diggity diggity dank if you get down past the belt loops

Television helps to melt youth into the mold elders would send to hell, dude

So a young fool I knew who grew the buddha- owned dispensaries- but turned into a loser living in a sewer

It was too much. I told him to get lost. He lingered. I cut his head off

Audible automobiles, tearing up their wheels, gotta be honking while I'm crossing their wheels

Got in a fight with a guy, maybe five foot five. Little man syndrome sufferers just shouldn't try to drive

Motherfucker clutched a gun after trying to run a red in his busted truck

So he got out, I almost fought, but I instead thought, I'll just cut his head off

I wish you simple minded idiots knew when to zip your lips

Especially when all the shit you say's in front of violent

Convicted criminals who wish to cut your head off like a fish

If anything else, it's foolish and makes you look like quite the bitch

Oh shit! Every now and then you get a guy like me who doesn't give a shit

It's a coincidence of incidents that lead up to a balance in the karma plane

I'm cancelling your ass so that this planet has a chance to stay alive

Don't seek demise. I'll be cool with you if you could please be nice

But many people can't. I'm not dead or wrong. I just need a saw to cut their heads off