No Cattle Kind of Cowboy

No cattle kind of cowboy

A greenhorn in a saddle

You're still trying to play above your pay grade

Every horse here nose you're a fake

You' re talkin' up the girls

While squattin' in your spurs

You ain't hidin' a thing

No cattle kind of cowboy

When I'm ready to go

I'm ready to ride

I don't need ya' slowing me down

You don't know how to rope

Don't know how to wrestle

Your hat is bigger than your boots

No cattle kind of cowboy

A greenhorn in a saddle

You're still try to play above your pay grade

Every horse here nose you're a fake

You're talkin' up the girls

While squattin' in your spurs

You ain't hidin' a thing

No cattle kind of cowboy

Your Lucchese™ boots

Aren't fooling me now

A dude horse is just your speed

You don't get down and dirty

You won't help me out

It'd be better if you rode out on a rail

No cattle kind of cowboy

A greenhorn in a saddle

You're still try to play above your pay grade

Every horse here nose you're a fake

You're talkin' up the girls

While squattin' in your spurs

You ain't hidin' a thing

No cattle kind of cowboy

Now my words may sound harsh

To your city slicking ears

Just know that I'm saving your hide

Cause you're useless in roundup

You ain't got no grit

Your crow hoppings dragging me down

No cattle kind of cowboy

A greenhorn in a saddle

You're still try to play above your pay grade

Every horse here nose you're a fake

You're all hat no proof

All tell no show

You ain't hidin' a thing

No cattle kind of cowboy

No cattle kind of cowboy

No cattle kind of cowboy